Simple Rules for Complicated People

I'm a minority, so I get to say whatever I want and you have to nod your head in agreement. Of course, if you have a brain then you will not only nod, you’ll understand why. Simply put, I like to follow the fundamental rules of supply and demand. You supply your brain, I demand complete obeisance . I don’t like complicated.

Simple rules for complicated people.

They are as follows:
1. Playing the “Race Card” automatically means you just committed intellectual seppuku. Should you not willingly stab yourself with your own sword, up and to the left…I will be forced to berate and belittle your tiny little brain with big words like “haha” and “pffft.” Read my disclaimer at the top of the page should your head explode.
2. Just because I made fun of you, your race, or anything that you identify with does not mean I personally hate you, unless I explicitly use your name more than 40 billion gazillion times. If you take it personal I will be forced to hurt your feelings with eloquent “Your mom” jokes or equally embarrassing paternity tests revealing that I am your daddy. Should this not send you away crying like a little ninny sissy baby, please see disclaimer at top of page.
3. This is my blog, I write what I want, when I want, and you get the pleasure of participating in my funness. If you don’t agree, which if your name is not Rusty Pang, Awesome Asian, then you will need to leave a comment. That is what it is there for. Use the tools provided. They are free unless you want to donate some money anyway. In that case, I will provide you with my paypal account or you can click on the google ads from as many computers as possible to generate me more money. Google thanks you if you choose option two.
4. There may be times when I resort to more seriously covered topics that truly have value or enrich other people’s lives. I will never tell you which ones they are because I am mean and a jerk. Enough said.

Should you like to continue down the RAAPE (Rusty’s Awesome Asian Path of Enlightenment), you do so with eyes open and maybe a brain cell. Oh, and white people are welcome. dwarves are acceptable. Aliens are out of the question.

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Happy New Year people! Thank you for stopping by and visiting my blog. This is the first time I’ve ever attempted something like this and I would toast corvosie(misspelled expensive champagne) with you but I don’t have any money. But don’t let your heart be troubled. I pledge to provide you with the most awesome material any human being named Rusty Pang can offer. I promise to offend equally, promote ninjaism, and to generally question the status quo when I feel like it. So, it is with great honor that you, my reader, have graced me and I will do my best to challenge, entertain, and influence the world by infusing more yellow from all that is this Awesome Asian. <==me