Where is wet good? At the Monterrey Bay Aquarium

Here's the short video of our trip to The Monterrey Bay Aquarium for our 3rd Anniversary. Wo0t! We are divorce free! Just say no.


If you want the longer video, you'll just have to come over and watch it on the tv all stretched out and stuff. That is how I roll, vertically challenged and horizontally fat.

Don't freak out. I haven't stopped blogging.

I know that you guys are wondering why your hearts still beat and why brains across the world haven't imploded due to my lack of presence on this blog. Don't deny the yellow glory!

I wish I had some epic Lord of the Rings battle that has prevented my fingers from touching a keyboard, however, the reality is something more destructive and disappointing than fighting a million orcs with a glowing blue blade. I dropped my laptop. **gasp**

Yes, it fell out of my backpack, hit the floor and half the screen decided to die. And when I say half the screen, I literally mean it 50.672% of the screen is unusable. In case you are wondering, I didn't measure the screen to get that percentage, that's ridiculous. I looked at it and perceived the exact measurement with my laserly slanted eyes. **Holds up quotes** "Laaaaserrrr."

So, guess what has become the new media center in the Pang household? My 50.672% laptop is now hooked up to the television in the living room. This, although works, is not the most desirable situation. It may seem cool to type up blogs while chillin on the couch, but making vidcasts are a pain in the butt.

However, never fail my little yellow disciples, I will continue to produce the same level of asian awesomeness you've come to love and depend on...like a crack addiction, I hope.

And yes, the rumors are true, I do want a mac. I realize this may put some people on a hospital gurney, but it must be done for the sake of my sanity and the hungry minds that need yellow sustenance.

Well, until next time yellowites...Keep it real by keeping it yellow! Or slanted. And maybe a little short. Yes, yellow, slanted, and short like a banana.

Obama vs Cheney: Judges decision goes to...

Bloggers, newspapers, news shows seem to have the Obama/Cheney fight buzz. I am no different. Let me summarize both speeches since they take a lot of time. Obama continued in his normal rhetoric saturated fluff that sounds great (transcript reads well too), but ultimately had no substance and lacked specific evidence. I'll admit, that if it were different circumstances, and if I didn't have B.S. Meter installed, I would swallow his tall, dark, and handsome oratory ambrosia everyday. But, since the meter went off the charts today, please allow me articulate why.

Here's Obama's summary:

1. America has values, subsequently, I am speaking from a position of moral authority so don't question me.
2. Fear drove the inept decision making that led to abuse of powers and we should not be fear mongers to promote our illegal policies.
3. We [America] went awol on morality and I will bring us back.

I have to admit, the frustration and misinformation that was so draining, I had to stop watching the video and just read the transcript. It was faster and less brain cells had to die in the process.

Cheney's Speech Summary:

1. I just PWNED Obama.

Nice job Cheney. Too bad you could not have been this eloquent during your time in office. I wonder if you were held back, like Palin.

Here's the problem I have with all of Obama's (and those who agree) commentary. What gall does he have to declassify the methods of obtaining information (waterboarding) but is not willing to disclose the information extracted (i.e. the plans of killing and death averted)? By the way, Cheney asked last week to fully disclose everything so that the American people could decide for themselves, but instead, we are kept in the dark by the only guy with the power who preaches transparency. Kind of hypocritical Obama, don't you think?

Furthermore, if waterboarding is torture, and I don't agree that it is (we train our troops with waterboarding), why does Obama still reserve the right to implement it in the future? Does he really believe that it's torture? Answer: No, because if it's wrong, then it needs to be outlawed. However, he does not believe that and I think he reads the results and wants to keep it in reserve. A tool in the back of the shed for special circumstances.

I'm sorry, but intellectual dishonesty Mr. President. Wrong is wrong, not wrong if Bush uses it and right because I may want to. Aaaaaaaaah! It's not relative to the name on the Oval Office door.

Here's the deal, at the end of the day, we were terrorist attack free for 7.5 years. At the end of the day, Bush and Cheney did their job. I don't agree with everything they have done, in fact, I disagree with most of their financial policies except for the tax cuts, but it worked. We were not attacked and I, for one, am very very very very very happy for this.

If you believe waterboarding is torture, fine, we will have to agree to disagree. But I find it completely disingenuous for a follow-up administration to criminalize and consider prosecuting the employees who produced a perfect record when this new administration has not been in office for 6 months.

There is no way he could have taken the appropriate amount of time necessary to analyze the last 8 years in this short amount of time, especially when his first 100 days were spent bailing out companies who should have gone bankrupt, driving our debt mind boggling levels, and firing the CEO's of a major automotive manufacturer. How can he condemn a president for taking unprecedented measures to protect American citizens from death (Homeland Security) and yet be the only president in history to overstep his authority and fire a private company's boss? The only way is through hypocrisy.

If you want to get a hold of the same source material, here it is.

Obama's Transcript of Speech

Cheney's Speech: Part 1 2 3 4

P.S. To California voters...GREAT JOB YESTERDAY! You pwned Arnold and our legislatures. I'm so proud.

Social InSecurity 101 Fail

Libs hate anything that makes sense and loves everything that feels good. When Bush and republicans were trying to roll out the Retirement Savings Accounts, the contributions would have been tax deferred and tax free when it came to withdraws after the age of 58. We thought ROTH IRAs were great, RSAs would Lui Kang ROTHs hands down.

Ultimately, the best solution is the Fair Tax, which taxes an equal percentage across the board and only taxes consumption. Investments wouldn't be touched and, therefore, we would see a huge bull market after this transition.



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When everyone is charging it on the Obamacard, I'm glad to be debt free.

A humorous take on Obama's spending. In effect, let's deal with our problems by just charging it to our kids. YES WE CAN!!! But I wish we didn't. When are we going to realize that you cannot borrow your way out of debt?





There are some things [me] money can't buy. For everything else, there's Obamacard.

DPS (Cops) TASER Baptist Pastor!!!

I really despise everything that is not iMovie. I scoured the internet for 20+ programs to make this podcast and it still isn't up to snuff. Nevertheless, it's here and I'm gonna keep working at it. Also, any suggestions and comments are appreciated. Please leave them in the comments section at the end of the blog. Sola Deo Gloria.
Now for the story. The guy is Pastor Steven Anderson. He was traveling from San Diego to his hometown in Arizona when he was stopped by border patrol. I'd tell you all the details, but you can watch it for yourself below.

VisableVote: iPhone app compares your views to your representative

Yesterday, I found a new app called Visible Vote. It's a handy new app created so that you can:

1. Send a letter to you legislators through your iPhone.
2. Track how your legislators are voting on bills you care about.
3. Vote on the same bills as your legislators and update your legislators on your vote.

Also, the app provides feedback on how your votes compare to theirs and will send you an overview of the next election so you know who to vote for or against (This last one I have not seen myself yet). Someone start an election! STAT!!!

There is apparently a facebook and blackberry version and all are free. My favorite word, FREEEEEEEEE!

I digress, I played with this app for a little bit and I think I may love the "Write Legislator" option. Boxer, Feinstein and Miller will know true Pang. BTW, check out how my votes stack up to theirs.





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<-------Are you surprised?



<-------Eat that Miller!





Anyway, I hope this app serves you well. I can already see it does for me. **Evil cackle ensues**

**In Scorpion's voice** GetInHereMinistries

After yesterday's "Don't Do It" song, I decided to check out the guys behind the magic. Their names are Johnny and Chachi. I already love it. Their official website is JohnnyandChachi.com. They produce all kinds of media for churches and ministries.

They have two videos I will post here. The first is some practical prayer processes to a better prayer life and the second is their 3 driving techniques to save humanity. I realize the last sentence was completely redundant, and so is this sentence when I reiterate a ridiculously redundant raving. Booya!

I digress, here is Killer Prayer Tips from youtube.


And News World Today with Johnny and Chachi


Enjoy the videos. I'll be back later today with commentary that explodes in hilarity and yellowness.

Added content: Man, these guys are men after my own heart. If you aren't a regular church goer, it may be hard to get all of the subtle sarcasms and jokes. I apologize if it is that way for you, but know that Christians are no different when it comes to jargon, group qwerks, and dynamics. We're a people who are forgiven and striving for growth despite our weaknesses. Now, with that disclaimer in place, allow me to point out one particular Christian prayer pattern I've perceived. You like that? Alliteration is amusing.

Have you ever noticed that people don't pray as if they are really talking to God? It's more like a letter to Santa. If you want to be a normal Christian that prays, you're prayer should follow this format:

"Dear Jesus, **pause as one thinks up wish list, but then remembers thankfulness**

Thank you for [insert arbitrary thing that one should always be thankful for]. Please help [insert name of a human] with [insert thing that human needs help with]. I also need help with [insert your problem and/or wish list request]. Thank you for [Praise something you like about God].

In Jesus' name I pray [Most don't know what this means, we just say it], Amen."


We might as well adlib this prayer. You remember those books from elementary school. They have you fill in adjectives, nouns and the like before you read the story. Then, when you read the story it becomes hilarious as you find that random insertions actually create a coherent story...most of the time.

I wonder, if we prayed like we actually believed we were talking to the creator of the universe, how dramatically those prayers would change. It may turn our adlib short story into some of the most heartfelt dynamic standards of literature equivalent to a work by C.S. Lewis, or Shakespeare.

If the relationship between humans is better in person, than through ink and paper, how much more our relationship with God.

Don't do it...Please don't

Who said conservatives can't laugh at themselves? Shoot, I wanna BE THEM!!!

**sings as he walks away from laptop** DON'T...(don't do it)...STOP...doo-do-do-do-do, DON'T DO IT....

Ants can smell death, but can they see him?

I like ants, and not just because they know how to bite Jer edited and confidential material for the sake of the children. I like ants because they possess extra special powers to smell Death. They can't see Mr. Death, but they can smell his stank when he visits a single female in the horde. Yes, I did say female. All ant workers are females. So much for nature supporting ant feminism. Animals are so sexist. Always, with their mating dances and eating of males heads during copulation. I mean, how are they supposed to evolve into higher life forms if they don't stop eating their young. Geez, someone send them a TPS report.

Even though they are lower on the food chain, it takes us smarter, more evolved humans to spend money to study them. Yeah, us.

According to a study, by Live Science, "When an ant dies, its nestmates quickly pack it off. That way, the risk to the colony of infection is reduced." Ant gangrene is really nasty in an underground, moist hole.

"'It's because the dead ant no longer smells like a living ant that it gets carried to the graveyard, not because its body releases new, unique chemicals after death,' said study team member Dong-Hwan Choe, a graduate student at University of California, Riverside."

Before you wonder why I posted a random, legit science story here on my blog. Here comes the hilarity. Apparently, this whole study of ant necrophoresis, is so that we can learn how to better kill them.

"When an ant exposed to an insecticide dies in the nest, other ants carry its body around, with the insecticide transferring easily from the corpse to healthy ants." This is why ants can't evolve. We are synthesizing death stank and spreading it like the black plague across the ant kingdoms of the world. Now that is science.

Source: MSNBC.com

Update: Jer, when the insert other blacklisted material that should never be read near an open fire, did you have blablablablablabla you?

The Large White Man has made the top 100 for time, Rush Limbaugh

Normally I don't include entire articles, but this one is short and written well. In fact, much better than I could write it. Asians are known for mathematics and getting into Berkley, not engrish. Enjoy.

"For some of us, being a media personality just isn't as easy as it used to be. The theory goes that to build a large audience in this age of iPhones, podcasts and whatever the latest buzzword is, you have to do everything at once — and that means simultaneously host a radio program, host a TV show, write books and tour the country. Even Barack Obama had to hold a press conference, go on 60 Minutes, talk to Jay Leno and post clips on YouTube within the span of one week just to get people to pay attention to his budget.

But not Rush Limbaugh. When Rush wants to talk to America, all he has to do is grab his microphone.

He attracts more listeners with just his voice than the rest of us could ever imagine. He is simply on another level.

No matter how many new technologies pop up, nothing will ever surpass the intimacy of radio. And nobody will ever be better at utilizing it than Rush. His consistency, insight and honesty have earned him a level of trust with his listeners that politicians can only dream of. And that is why the more irrelevant critics try to make him, the more relevant he becomes.

Rush, 58, saved the spoken-word radio format from obscurity and paved the way for thousands of broadcasters, including myself. His career serves as the most successful stimulus package in radio history. All without a government dime.

Knowing firsthand just how hard it is to hold an audience's attention for a few hours makes it that much more amazing to have seen Rush do it for more than 20 years. To say that he has set the standard for success in broadcasting would truly be an understatement.

Beck is a television and radio talk-show host and a No. 1 New York Times best-selling author

Fast Fact: Limbaugh says he likes to start every day with a strong cigar"

Source: Time Magazine