1 more reason to never sag your pants

Have your ever sagged your pants? Does it disgust you as much as it does me to see another man's boxers in public domain? Do you wish you had a video to show rappers that it's not in your best interest to have your junk on display? This video is for you. Make sure you turn your speakers up to hear the dialogue.

Here is an excerpt from the video.
Black dude: It's cold outside.
White dude: It's cold? What's this right here?
Black dude: That is my [hammer].



Context is so important. You know the transcript made you think, "NO WAY! I have got to see this video."

And for you Joss Whedon fans, here is word from our dear superhero friend, Captain Hammer.

It looks like I'm not the only one to get rises out of people...

You know, when they say "Fact is stranger than fiction," I'm gonna have to concede. I couldn't write it any better than this.

Check out this flyer I received in the mail today. Don't worry about the size of the jpeg, it's rather obvious when exposed plainly. I think this company should have to register as a sex offender. Think about the children.

I know what you're thinking. "Rusty, this can't be right. It's got to be a typo or misprint." Here's their website.

Does it? You know deep down you want this to be the real name. Admit it, underneath that PC exterior is a little child who wants to point and laugh sheepishly. The bold part of you wants to call the company and find out for yourself. Right? Right.

Well, Brian Laprath already did that for you. He called them up this afternoon and asked for the full name of their business. The gal was strong and straight faced, "R&S Erection of Vallejo." But you gotta know in her mind she was thinking either, "We need to change that name" or "How old are you?"

Just a few thoughts ran through my head when I saw this. First, the creators of R&S Erection should be ashamed of themselves. Are they trying to describe how manly the company is? Should I expect a straight answer? I can't tell with a name like that.

Second, there are 31 total individual companies with the same name. The only difference is the city it does business from. I guess they would have to be separate companies since they are a part of different cities. But, my question would naturally have to be, "Well, R&S Erection of Vallejo, why couldn't you keep the city up and fully functional? They went bankrupt last year. Where were you then? Forget your Viagra? You are a pretty old city after all."

Oh, I guess Vacaville is a female city. Apparently, R&S will service our area and they can do it 24 hours a day. I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Darn you hilarious company! Darn you to heck!