Invisible children without legs

Johnny always knew he was different from his legless siblings. He was the normal one without the invisibility gene.

See, chicks always dig gay males...

Links for Penguine Story
MSNBC Article
The Local.de Article
Gay outrage over penguin sex test
Queers United Blogger
Other Gay penguin story

Links for Governator story:
Wikipedia entry: The Flat Tax
MSNBC Article from 5/22/09
L.A. Now Article from today referencing flat tax

The phrase "monkey on my back" now applies to dogs.

I had to look twice because it seemed like the monkey was part of the dog. The author posted this at Sloshdot.com. He writes,

"One of my good friends encountered this precious relationship while out at a bar in Bocas del Toro, Panama. I guess these guys cruise around town together regularly, and when someone tries to mess with the monkey, the dog flips shit. In this cruel world, you've got to stick together."

I would call him a Mog, part monkey/part dog, but it was already taken. So, I think I will settle on Donkey. CRAP! That's taken to. I give up. You find a something that works.