In honor of Brian

Tahoe Trip in One Pic

More pics to come and hopefully I can finish the video of highlights soon.

Osmosis

Some say their cats are intelligent. This one is genius. He communicates intelligence through his slothfulness.

This is for all my true geek friends

This photo is for those who:

1. Play Left 4 Dead more than Halo 3
2. Understand how to overcome a DR/5 slashing for a zombie.
3. Have compared George Romero's zombies to the ones from 28 Days.
   
4. Have actually devised a plan of action in case zombies did really begin to infect the earth.

Invisible children without legs

Johnny always knew he was different from his legless siblings. He was the normal one without the invisibility gene.

The phrase "monkey on my back" now applies to dogs.

I had to look twice because it seemed like the monkey was part of the dog. The author posted this at Sloshdot.com. He writes,

"One of my good friends encountered this precious relationship while out at a bar in Bocas del Toro, Panama. I guess these guys cruise around town together regularly, and when someone tries to mess with the monkey, the dog flips shit. In this cruel world, you've got to stick together."

I would call him a Mog, part monkey/part dog, but it was already taken. So, I think I will settle on Donkey. CRAP! That's taken to. I give up. You find a something that works.

Demon Puppies are REAL!

So, remember when I told you all that story where I kicked Janelle because of those demon puppies? Well, they are real. This cute little fella glows red in the dark.

And you thought it was a cute and funny little story. I think I may want to go to my bed and suck my thumb. Check out the pics below.

If you place them under a fluorescent light, their demonic nature is revealed.

Source: Newscientist.com

Rusty Pang is now a 3D comic strip character

I feel like this artist is trying to tell me something....

UPDATE: I apologize, here is the link to the page for the full graphic. Unfortunately, it won't show up in full here.

Homeless 2.0: Poor can be upgraded by paypal

At first, I thought, "This guy is creative." It's like the first homeless guy with a sign that read, "Money for alcohol." It was new and caught you off guard. It almost made you want to give him money.

Then I thought, "Wait a sec, aren't all people online without homes?" In other words, most people in the world do not have an account at secondlife.com. Most of us do not have homes on the internet, therefore, we are just as homeless as this dude.

This is the point at which you counter in your mind, "But Rusty, this isn't about online homelessness. It's about helping a guy out through a new avenue. I can help him from a distance and send him money without needing to be next to him." Yes, but let me ask you this, remote philanthropist. Did you realize that this guy needs a bank account to transfer his paypal money into? Also, if this guy orders anything online, he would need an address to mail his non-essential purchased items?

This means that he has enough money to open and maintain a bank account in good standing and may, unverifiable I realize, have an address to live at. Hmmmm, food for thought. Or maybe, I'll just not think about that and praise him for his 2.0 upgrade. Either way, I provoked your brain. YES! GO TEAM PANG!

Evidence Santino the Chimp to be convicted of immenent rock assault

Apparently, some bird squaked on Santino the Chimp for premeditated rock missile attacks across the water border.

Link to MSNBC story

Someone invade that chimps territory! He's hostile. The last chimp to go ape nuts tore off someone's face, and this one has a stockpile of weapons. I say we launch our own attack with advanced human technology. I'm thinking a potato gun or homemade flamethrower. That will teach the other lesser evolved creatures we are still on top of the food chain.

DEATH TO LESSER HAIRY BEASTS! WHO'S WITH ME? All you people fired up at the failed Bio-Rad mob?

Circuit City Liquidators sell basic neurosurgery at lowest prices ever!!! Still manage to keep dignity though.

I want the shirt off Mike's back personally, they can keep their overpriced dignity. Did anyone see the little note at the bottom of the sign? It reads, "THIS IS ONLY A SMALL REPRESENTATION OF MERCHANDISE ON SALE..."

This leads me to wonder what other random things are for sale. If you got better ideas than their mama's gold tooth, I wanna see them.

Enjoy the laughter. I know I did.

Woman falls unconscious. Notice the man does not save her from the impending doom of the fake tv. He tries to maintain the dignity of the show by keeping his composure. Now that is commitment.


Thank God I left Verizon! AT&T ain't much better, but I feel for this guy. I tried to order the Motorola Q through 7 different conversations with Verizon customer service. **pounds fist to chest twice** I feel ya bro. I feel ya...

BTW, thank you geekologie.com.



And last but not least, you know I have to end on a racial note. Perhaps this sign should have been posted after Reverend Lowery's speech...I mean prayer.