Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Al Gore's "Inconvenient Truth"

Were you aware of the Earth Hour movement? It started in Australia and is born out of the Global Warming hoax...ahem...excuse me, it's now referred as "climate change." Not to travel too far down this rabbit trail, but it begs the question: When isn't the climate changing? Funny, freaky fact: Obama has just banned the use of the words: "terror," "war on terror," and "terrorists" from terrorist acts. They are now renamed "Overseas Contingency Operations." If I can restate this in non-gov doublespeak. It means Obama wants to change Foreign Policy when we respond to terrorist activities (Contingency = in response to). For the layman, preventing terrorist activities is not an option because we only have operations that respond to terrorists. They kill people first, then we act. How is this good for us?

I digress to more humorous hypocrisy, back to Al. So, Mr. Global Warming himself didn't get the memo that he was supposed to shut off his electricity last Saturday night for an hour. Here's the article.

Let me leave you with these thoughts:
"Do you really believe that what you believe is really real." -Del Tackett

Does Al Gore really believe what he preaches? Or perhaps, maybe he holds to a different belief, one that allows him to be hypocritical. I shall call it liberalism.

Thanks to Jer for the keeping me up on Mr. Internet.

Rusty Pang is guilty of negligence

My faithful Students of Yellow University of Cool Truths (Y.U.C. Truths), I apologize for my absenteeism. I have neglected this blog far too long last week. But now that I am back, the masses may rejoice in the restoration of all Asian standards. And man this week is full of news. I pledge to hold back the mass mobs of mediocrity, idiocracy and slap-you-in-the-face hypocrisy. Only if you hug and kiss my toenails endlessly. That might be a little tough to do through a computer, you know, the whole conversion of matter to energy is difficult. I guess I'm going to have to settle for your sarcastic, in-your-face remarks or "AHA" moments.

Keep yourselves in Y.U. to graduate into Awesomeness status.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

That's one huge snake! Where's the head?

It's weird, the body is really thick and then the head gets small. Almost hard to see. Check it out. It will freak you out. Don't say I didn't warn you.