Apparently, some bird squaked on Santino the Chimp for premeditated rock missile attacks across the water border. Link to MSNBC story
Someone invade that chimps territory! He's hostile. The last chimp to go ape nuts tore off someone's face, and this one has a stockpile of weapons. I say we launch our own attack with advanced human technology. I'm thinking a potato gun or homemade flamethrower. That will teach the other lesser evolved creatures we are still on top of the food chain.
DEATH TO LESSER HAIRY BEASTS! WHO'S WITH ME? All you people fired up at the failed Bio-Rad mob?
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