My faithful Students of Yellow University of Cool Truths (Y.U.C. Truths), I apologize for my absenteeism. I have neglected this blog far too long last week. But now that I am back, the masses may rejoice in the restoration of all Asian standards. And man this week is full of news. I pledge to hold back the mass mobs of mediocrity, idiocracy and slap-you-in-the-face hypocrisy. Only if you hug and kiss my toenails endlessly. That might be a little tough to do through a computer, you know, the whole conversion of matter to energy is difficult. I guess I'm going to have to settle for your sarcastic, in-your-face remarks or "AHA" moments.
Keep yourselves in Y.U. to graduate into Awesomeness status.
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