Don't freak out. I haven't stopped blogging.

I know that you guys are wondering why your hearts still beat and why brains across the world haven't imploded due to my lack of presence on this blog. Don't deny the yellow glory!

I wish I had some epic Lord of the Rings battle that has prevented my fingers from touching a keyboard, however, the reality is something more destructive and disappointing than fighting a million orcs with a glowing blue blade. I dropped my laptop. **gasp**

Yes, it fell out of my backpack, hit the floor and half the screen decided to die. And when I say half the screen, I literally mean it 50.672% of the screen is unusable. In case you are wondering, I didn't measure the screen to get that percentage, that's ridiculous. I looked at it and perceived the exact measurement with my laserly slanted eyes. **Holds up quotes** "Laaaaserrrr."

So, guess what has become the new media center in the Pang household? My 50.672% laptop is now hooked up to the television in the living room. This, although works, is not the most desirable situation. It may seem cool to type up blogs while chillin on the couch, but making vidcasts are a pain in the butt.

However, never fail my little yellow disciples, I will continue to produce the same level of asian awesomeness you've come to love and depend on...like a crack addiction, I hope.

And yes, the rumors are true, I do want a mac. I realize this may put some people on a hospital gurney, but it must be done for the sake of my sanity and the hungry minds that need yellow sustenance.

Well, until next time yellowites...Keep it real by keeping it yellow! Or slanted. And maybe a little short. Yes, yellow, slanted, and short like a banana.

RUSTYPANG.com has hit 50 posts

As of today, March 10, 2009 this post is my 50th one so far. That means on average you have read 5 of my random and ridiculous rantings per week. Your assimilation to Awesome Asianites has begun. If I maintain this pace you will have read 260 of my bloughts (Blog + Thoughts) making you certifiably weird, of course in a yellow way.

The color that is used to describe bringing light to the world. The color used to make Tweety, the only deceptively cute cartoon to come out of Hollywood with an oversized cranium and passionate distaste for felines. Oh yellow, how balanced are you in the color spectrum, the center from which all other colors try and connect to in the rainbow. Oh yellow, how you paint the cheeks of the Pacman race who's constant vigilance protects us from the colored ghosts.

I tip my hat to yellow people and their yellow followers. Cheers.

Simple Rules for Complicated People

I'm a minority, so I get to say whatever I want and you have to nod your head in agreement. Of course, if you have a brain then you will not only nod, you’ll understand why. Simply put, I like to follow the fundamental rules of supply and demand. You supply your brain, I demand complete obeisance . I don’t like complicated.

Simple rules for complicated people.

They are as follows:
1. Playing the “Race Card” automatically means you just committed intellectual seppuku. Should you not willingly stab yourself with your own sword, up and to the left…I will be forced to berate and belittle your tiny little brain with big words like “haha” and “pffft.” Read my disclaimer at the top of the page should your head explode.
2. Just because I made fun of you, your race, or anything that you identify with does not mean I personally hate you, unless I explicitly use your name more than 40 billion gazillion times. If you take it personal I will be forced to hurt your feelings with eloquent “Your mom” jokes or equally embarrassing paternity tests revealing that I am your daddy. Should this not send you away crying like a little ninny sissy baby, please see disclaimer at top of page.
3. This is my blog, I write what I want, when I want, and you get the pleasure of participating in my funness. If you don’t agree, which if your name is not Rusty Pang, Awesome Asian, then you will need to leave a comment. That is what it is there for. Use the tools provided. They are free unless you want to donate some money anyway. In that case, I will provide you with my paypal account or you can click on the google ads from as many computers as possible to generate me more money. Google thanks you if you choose option two.
4. There may be times when I resort to more seriously covered topics that truly have value or enrich other people’s lives. I will never tell you which ones they are because I am mean and a jerk. Enough said.

Should you like to continue down the RAAPE (Rusty’s Awesome Asian Path of Enlightenment), you do so with eyes open and maybe a brain cell. Oh, and white people are welcome. dwarves are acceptable. Aliens are out of the question.