Don't freak out. I haven't stopped blogging.

I know that you guys are wondering why your hearts still beat and why brains across the world haven't imploded due to my lack of presence on this blog. Don't deny the yellow glory!

I wish I had some epic Lord of the Rings battle that has prevented my fingers from touching a keyboard, however, the reality is something more destructive and disappointing than fighting a million orcs with a glowing blue blade. I dropped my laptop. **gasp**

Yes, it fell out of my backpack, hit the floor and half the screen decided to die. And when I say half the screen, I literally mean it 50.672% of the screen is unusable. In case you are wondering, I didn't measure the screen to get that percentage, that's ridiculous. I looked at it and perceived the exact measurement with my laserly slanted eyes. **Holds up quotes** "Laaaaserrrr."

So, guess what has become the new media center in the Pang household? My 50.672% laptop is now hooked up to the television in the living room. This, although works, is not the most desirable situation. It may seem cool to type up blogs while chillin on the couch, but making vidcasts are a pain in the butt.

However, never fail my little yellow disciples, I will continue to produce the same level of asian awesomeness you've come to love and depend on...like a crack addiction, I hope.

And yes, the rumors are true, I do want a mac. I realize this may put some people on a hospital gurney, but it must be done for the sake of my sanity and the hungry minds that need yellow sustenance.

Well, until next time yellowites...Keep it real by keeping it yellow! Or slanted. And maybe a little short. Yes, yellow, slanted, and short like a banana.

RUSTYPANG.com has hit 50 posts

As of today, March 10, 2009 this post is my 50th one so far. That means on average you have read 5 of my random and ridiculous rantings per week. Your assimilation to Awesome Asianites has begun. If I maintain this pace you will have read 260 of my bloughts (Blog + Thoughts) making you certifiably weird, of course in a yellow way.

The color that is used to describe bringing light to the world. The color used to make Tweety, the only deceptively cute cartoon to come out of Hollywood with an oversized cranium and passionate distaste for felines. Oh yellow, how balanced are you in the color spectrum, the center from which all other colors try and connect to in the rainbow. Oh yellow, how you paint the cheeks of the Pacman race who's constant vigilance protects us from the colored ghosts.

I tip my hat to yellow people and their yellow followers. Cheers.