Little naked boy training to kick in Superbowl, uh? Maybe not.

Awww, I wanna feel bad for this kid, but then I think, "I'm Rusty and I really want to make fun of this kid." I don't want to disappoint myself, that would be worse than being just a plain schizophrenic. At least I'm a schizophrenic who makes fun of little diaper kids who can't connect their brains to their foot. Excuse me, let me modify that, little diaper kids who, when trying to connect their brains to their feet, end up running around the yard to finally end up missing the kick again.

Did you guys see the dog at the end of the video? I've got some word bubbles for his thoughts, but I want to know your thoughts. Please, make them funny and post em!

Kid is drugged and video taped.

I want a video camera! I want a video camera and a kid! A video camera, kid, and drugs! Is that bad?

Memorable quotes:
"Is this real life?"
"I feel funny."

Take this D.A.R.E.!