Most real Christians, not the one's who bought fire insurance, will tell you that they spend a regular "quiet-time" with the Lord. Usually, this takes place in the morning in a secluded place like a closet, living room, or dining room before others in the house wake up.
I profess I am not as holy, so I run regularly to a porcelain throne.
I have to say that my mind works just as hard as my colon, if not harder. My best reading, problem solving, prayer time, and general righting of all wrongs occurs in the most quiet, secluded and isolated room in the house.
In fact, I believe that all Christians should commune with Jesus while on the pot.
Here's my Top 5 reasons why we should pray on the toilet.
5. He can take it (your crap). Matthew 11:28
4. You can't run away from conviction. 1 John 1:9
3. You are exposed, literally. Ephesians 5:13
2. It's already a cleansing environment. 2 Timothy 2:21
1. Only dedicated Christians will admit they meet Jesus on the crapper. 2 Timothy 3:12
Hmmm, maybe this should be a devotion.
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