Sorry white folk, but you just got screwed!

First off. WOW! I say again, WOW! Did you watch the inauguration yesterday? I hope you did. Transcript

Mwuahahahahhaha…Time to begin.

I’m not going to say Obama jumped the shark on election day, but his speech
did not live up to the hype. I was expecting something akin to FDR or JFK, but the most motivational portion of the inauguration was Reverend Joseph Lowery's benediction.

Watch this before you continue on.


REV. JOSEPH LOWERY: Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead, man, and when white will embrace what is right. That all those who do justice and love mercy, say 'Amen'. Say 'Amen.' And 'Amen.'

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA! He just pissed on white people. Let's review, if you are:

Black: You get to move to the front of the bus. Upgrade to first class baby!
Brown: We won't kill you, you can stay.
Yellow: Simma don naw! Calm down down Asians! You're looking too white.
Red: Casinos aren't enough, we'll figure out a better deal.
Whites: You are still in white guilt purgatory. "Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in." Thank you Michael Corleone for your words of wisdom on this situation.

I find it funny that the most pleasant portion of the inauguration was not a speech, but a prayer, that functioned like a speech. Lowery has an orator's presence and I've got to be honest, I expected more from Obama.

Well, white people. I'm sorry to say you've got to kill off your KKK members and wait for old black people to die off. The only way for racism to die in America is if old racists and victims go first.

So, anyone want to start a petition for the euthanasia of whites and blacks in America? Anyone?...Bueller...Bueller...