I was laying in my bed dreaming like any human would do, but in this particular dream I was poisoned. Don't ask me the details, I don't remember much and what I do remember I'm putting in this blog.
So, this lady poisoned me with something lethal, I won't mention I drugged her drink as well. Are you shocked? Obviously, we didn't trust each other, but I only gave her something that would cause her to pass out. She was trying to kill me.
Now that I've absolved myself of guilt for drugging a stranger...
She apologizes, but I'm like, "Yeah, but I'm still gonna die. What is the antidote?"
She pauses as if she is going to be delivering some deep dark secret. Hello! I am dying here!
Begrudgingly, she says the antidote can be found in Pepto Bismol. Everyone scrambles to find the liquid chalk in the house. After 5 minutes of searching nothing is to be found. I begin to feel a little light headed and dizzy.
"What is the ingredient in the Pepto that we're looking for?" I yell at the gal.
"Um, it's sodium chloride." Smart science people, I give you kudos if you recognize this compound. And if you do, you are laughing hysterically at this point.
Everyone begins searching every ingredient label for this stuff. I'm wondering why people can't just drive to the nearest gas station and get the Pepto Bismol.
Stumbling around the living room I fall on Janelle's lap to die, but in the back of my mind I have this weird feeling that I know what NaCl is. If only I could think.
So, for those of you who would have died in this dream with me, let me tell you what NaCl (Sodium Chloride) is. Regular, plentiful, normal table salt.
All I had to do was make out with the salt shaker and I would have lived. I, of course, realized this after I woke up but that didn't help my dreaming self. Dreamer Rusty is a dead Rusty, hopefully in heaven, unless poisoning someone is unforgivable.
As a side note: Here is the ingredient list for Pepto Bismol.
benzoic acid, flavor, magnesium aluminum silicate, methylcellulose, red 22, red 28, saccharin sodium, salicylic acid, sodium salicylate, sorbic acid, water
Each Tbsp contains: sodium 6 mg Pepto's Website
Another interesting fact: The active ingredient in Pepto Bismol, Bismuth Subsalicylate, is technically radioactive. Link
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2 comments:
Clearly, you failed to make your Fort Save. Also, I would expect an asian to be able to poison a woman. This makes me doubt the l33tness of your ninja skillz.
You should not be one to doubt my ninjaness, one who is ninja'd without me even knowing it.
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