Intrigued? Mortified? I suppose that depends on the old lady.
My wife's mom is back in school to become a massage therapist and apparently, in Canada, that requires a very intensive 2-yr course that isn't for the faint of heart or lazy of butt. I guess she has a good heart and firm gluts.
She needs some people to work on, and naturally, I couldn't refuse a free massage. For those of you who need to focus, the important word in the last sentence was free. I don't spend money, at least not on purpose.
However, there is a cost I didn't consider; a price which may make the weak shutter. Me, I just thought, "Well, she's gonna see my butt crack some day. Why not while she's rubbing my half-naked body with soft and smooth mineral oils." I felt like a greek king...well, at least a greek king who gets oiled up. I suppose some grapes would have been more appropriate.
Some bridges in-laws never really get an opportunity to cross. Not me, we paid that toll proudly and in the process I learned more about human anatomy, relaxing in a cold basement, and my coccyx.
Got any stories with your mammy-in-law to top this one?
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being naked around the mother-in-law...could be a good or bad, but if being naked gets you a something free...i say why not!!!
Really liked the first post. I could get behind the team concave nipple. Second post....well lets just say I am glad I don't have a visual on the mother in law (not that there is anything wrong with that (Sienfeld)) I guess now I really don't want to know what goes on in Canada....
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